hell around the corner
Joan/Marcia, PG-13. 145 words for femslash100. Hecate.
Joan Calamezzo, at the behest of Marcia Langman and the League for the Betterment of Pawnee, is not doing Halloween this year, which, for lack of a better word, sucks. Halloween is the one day a year when she can get away with dressing up as a sexy toaster in front of her faithful viewing audience without a subsequent drop in ratings. Marcia, her special guest for the week, incredibly dull with her Alternatives to Pagan Holidays segment, has promised to make the effort — and the sacrifice — worth Joan’s while. (Something she’s doubtful about until Marcia shows up backstage after Joan’s segment with Parks cleaning crew member Antoine Bette wearing a get up that looks dangerously like a sexy kitten costume.) (Something she’s unsure about until Marcia reaches for the zipper, saying, “Sometimes it’s necessary to meet the devil on his own turf.”)