Title: Speak Plain
Info: Ann/April – The Danaides – futility of a repetitive task that can never be completed, for femslash100
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“We should hang out some time.”
“Are you drunk?”
“N–no, I’m not drunk, I just thought th–”
“Because we could hang out if you were drunk.”
“I guess that can–”
“Right now. The offer expires instantly.”
“Look, I don’t want to be best fr–”
“Good. ‘Cause I don’t have any best friends.”
“–or anything. I just feel like w–”
“You have a tumor?”
“W–what?”
“You feel like you have a tumor.”
“Not at all. Seriously, Apr–”
“We’re not on a first name basis, Ann.”
“You’re being a jerk, April.”
“Your point is?”
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