Drabble: Speak Plain (Parks & Recreation, Ann/April, PG)

Title: Speak Plain
Info: Ann/April – The Danaides – futility of a repetitive task that can never be completed, for femslash100

“We should hang out some time.”

“Are you drunk?”

“N–no, I’m not drunk, I just thought th–”

“Because we could hang out if you were drunk.”

“I guess that can–”

“Right now. The offer expires instantly.”

“Look, I don’t want to be best fr–”

“Good. ‘Cause I don’t have any best friends.”

“–or anything. I just feel like w–”

“You have a tumor?”

“W–what?”

“You feel like you have a tumor.”

“Not at all. Seriously, Apr–”

“We’re not on a first name basis, Ann.”

“You’re being a jerk, April.”

“Your point is?”

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